When Pocketband Makes Your Wife Angry:

[empiremonkey]

This is a serious problem among PBers. You know it's true, some of you.

Here's some tips, but feel free to add your own!

TIPS TO SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE FROM POCKETBAND
1. Quit Pocketband. This is the ultimate option, but it will only make you unhappy and possibly derail your relationship in other ways.

2. Write a love-song to your wife- make it sexy. Sing on it or recite a poem on it even if you have a terrible voice.

3. Sneak out with Pocketband and have an illicit loop affair. Just don't do it under the sheets at night when you think she isn't paying attention.

4. Buy her a tablet or phone with Pocketband on it, but are YOU prepared to deal with the inevitable jealousy?

Any other advice?

Humbly submitted,
Empiremonkey

[Electrock]

Get your chores done QUICKLY so she won't have a reason to get mad when you get on PB "every now and then."

Sure, this means you get to put out one song every 6 months or so, but the more chores she sees you doing, the more leniant will be her definition of "every now and then."

[Lietez]

Buy her a carton of Thin Mint Ice Cream.

Or Sea Salt Caramel Gellato.

[empiremonkey]

Oh yeah! Chocolate is good.

[Åtom]

When she hears the app start up, it's like I slapped her mother

[Lietez]

When she hears the app start up, it's like I slapped her mother

[Electrock]

When she hears the app start up, it's like I slapped her mother

Plug those headphones in FIRST! LoL

[theREMEDYZ]

When she hears the app start up, it's like I slapped her mother

Plug those headphones in FIRST! LoL

Wisdom

[m10banger]

Damn dis a funny thread nun of it works lmao

[Thee$anchez916]

Mannn I still have yet to work on a song for her ass! lol