★POCKETBAND MOD JOB APPLICATION★

[Electrock]

Now, let's get serious and make a recipe.

First question:
Do we leave bacon strips like we leave apple chunks, or do we make a bacon creme like we do for lemon meringue?

Second question:
Do we cook the bacon first, fill the crust second, and then bake? Or, do we fill the crust first with raw bacon, and then bake it all at one shot?

The answer to the second question will probably depend on the first. If we leave strips of bacon in the pie, we'd better cook it first. Look, I love me some bacon grease, too. BUT, if you have that much bacon trying to cook at once, you're gonna have a grease fire, and you'll never get to enjoy your bacon pie. If we make a bacon creme, I'd guess that we may be able to get away with packing raw bacon into the pie.

Not being sure, I'd opt for cooking the bacon first in either situation.

Third question:
What do we use as a crust?

Off the top of my head, I'm thinking toast. "Now, how are you gonna do that?" Great question. What we have, is either bread crumbs that have been toasted in the oven, or - even better - toaster shakin's. "Now, how are you going to keep it together as a crust?" Dumb question. Beer. Now, look, you can't go putting a pint of beer into a cup of toaster shakin's and get anything more than beer with floaties. You gotta add just enough beer so it gets to a dough.

Now, line your pie pan with that dough, fill with bacon.

Fourth question:
Do we leave it open like a pumpkin pie, or do we cover it like a cherry pie?

Again, I'm open to suggestions on this, but I say we leave it open to top off with whipped butter.

[Jay$wiss]

Dose this tread subject say BACON PIE????????






Dumn ass mothafúckas

[Jay$wiss]

Your hired nígga ....

__________________________________________________________________

1. NAME: BIGxJxDIRTYx

2. THE STATE YOU LIVE IN: Colorado

3. (yes / no ) ARE YOU A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES: yes

4. (yes / no ) DO YOU AT LEAST HAVE A 4TH GRADE EDUCATION:
I GOT 2 GEDS LIKE WHAT
5. (yes / no ) DO YOU LIKE RAP MUSIC: YES

6: HOW MENY HOURS A DAY DO YOU SPEND IN THE FOURM:
.1 Hr or less
.2 to 3 hrs
.All day yes.all day indeed.

7. ( yes / no ) ARE YOU BLACK or HISPANIC AMERICAN: no
.If yes, do you smoke marijuana? IN BUD WE TRUST
.If yes, are you high right now?
HELLZ YEAH.DUMB ASS FADED.
8. 2+2=
2+2= CHAIR
9. DO YOU HAVE ANY FORUM WARNINGS: I LIKE PIE
.If yes, what reason?
Umm...I dunno...pie is good...who's gonna argue that logic?
10. IF HIRED, WHAT SHOULD BE YOUR STARTING SALARY? PIE OR BACON

11. ( yes / no ) DO YOU HAVE OR HAD A FAKE PROFILE: no.I don't believe in it personally.




I'm so fat I sweat gravy and weigh more than 3 slim shadys
Call me cujo cuz I'm a big dogs with rabies
Dirty like a blanket with scabbies
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....ok...I'll shuddup...oh hey look...a squirell!!!!

[BLOCK HEAD]

YOOO LMAOO THIS *** SWISS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS *** THIS APP DONE SEEN... SMDH

[Electrock]

Dose this tread subject say BACON PIE????????

No, but we now have more important things to talk about. Simple math statement:

Bacon Pie > PocketBand

[Electrock]

Beside, Big J wants to be paid with bacon pie. How are you gonna pay the man if we don't even know how to make it?

[Acidropz]

^^ ya.. but for real though swiss.. how you gonna hate on Bacon pie

The thing is people love bacon. Now if Bacon is mentioned, any thread could magically transform. You can't tell me you don't want you some bacon pie, if you do you're either lying or Jewish.. just saying

[Electrock]

You can't tell me you don't want you some bacon pie, if you do you're either lying or Jewish.. just saying

You could be lying AND Jewish. Tell me there ain't no Zionists sneaking some hog on the side...

[BIGxJxDIRTYx]

Your hired nígga ....

__________________________________________________________________

1. NAME: BIGxJxDIRTYx

2. THE STATE YOU LIVE IN: Colorado

3. (yes / no ) ARE YOU A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES: yes

4. (yes / no ) DO YOU AT LEAST HAVE A 4TH GRADE EDUCATION:
I GOT 2 GEDS LIKE WHAT
5. (yes / no ) DO YOU LIKE RAP MUSIC: YES

6: HOW MENY HOURS A DAY DO YOU SPEND IN THE FOURM:
.1 Hr or less
.2 to 3 hrs
.All day yes.all day indeed.

7. ( yes / no ) ARE YOU BLACK or HISPANIC AMERICAN: no
.If yes, do you smoke marijuana? IN BUD WE TRUST
.If yes, are you high right now?
HELLZ YEAH.DUMB ASS FADED.
8. 2+2=
2+2= CHAIR
9. DO YOU HAVE ANY FORUM WARNINGS: I LIKE PIE
.If yes, what reason?
Umm...I dunno...pie is good...who's gonna argue that logic?
10. IF HIRED, WHAT SHOULD BE YOUR STARTING SALARY? PIE OR BACON

11. ( yes / no ) DO YOU HAVE OR HAD A FAKE PROFILE: no.I don't believe in it personally.




I'm so fat I sweat gravy and weigh more than 3 slim shadys
Call me cujo cuz I'm a big dogs with rabies
Dirty like a blanket with scabbies
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....ok...I'll shuddup...oh hey look...a squirell!!!!

Awesome!!!!! Can't wait to tell my momma I got a job...finally gonna move out the basement.that's what's up.

[Acidropz]

But.. you're working for the low price of pie & Bacon