ghostwriter for the loops

[Mad_Cap]

If you want to write for me, i'm gonna make it a challenge.

Style: Rap
Checklist: Absolutely no profanity, super serious tone.
Verse 1: NEEDS to talk about cheeseburger in some shape or form.
Verse 2: NEEDS to talk about the number 7.
Verse 3: NEEDS to talk about a floating island with a windmill.
Verse 4: NEEDS to talk about drinking a carbonated beverage but you CANNOT list any sort of brand names.
Hook: Must incorporate required concepts from all verses.


Ready? GO!

Times is oh so hard you know sometimes it just makes me wonder
If tomorrow I'll have enough money for a dern cheesburger
Unemployment it's just not enough
Waking up early from a night just spent rough

Its seven a.m. and up outta bed
Shower done took and ive dried off my head
It feels just like this is the seventeenth time
Tha ive filled one out here and out there and I sigh

I glance to the sky and I wonder how it'd feel
If I could just live on a floating island with a windmill
Where the suns always shinin and money means nothin
And theres nothin to worry about except for your cousin

Snap back into real life where hard times are a plenty
Im sippin on a soda pop headed for the city
So I can find me a sorry job with lowlifes unfriendly
Feels like im livin in hell or sin city

[Mad_Cap]

Couldnt come up with,a hook lol

[Lietez]

Couldnt come up with,a hook lol

Lol, its cool. Maybe I should make writing contests. I'm loving the responses so far

[Electrock]

Maybe I should make writing contests. ...

I'd like to see a song that mentions how Taio Cruz only puts his hands up in the air sometimes. Not always. Probably not even too often. Just sometimes.

[Lietez]

Maybe I should make writing contests. ...

I'd like to see a song that mentions how Taio Cruz only puts his hands up in the air sometimes. Not always. Probably not even too often. Just sometimes.

Lmao

[CA5P3R]

Bro the standards for the rap had me dying.

I want to hear somebody do this rap... with a serious tone, too.

Where's Jon Lajoie when you need him?

[Lietez]

Verse 1
Im just hungry in the game, fell like im starvin
so hungry im insane ina room, i aint drake call me Marvin
so pardon my french, i just want some Fromage
thats cheese in english ona burger from Thomas
Wendys baconator i see it jus like a terminator
al in red, targets sighted, bout to exterminate ya
got the fries on the side, in tha car with tha guys
ona mission fa a burger, got muchies and i aint even high

Verse 2
So hungry im stuttering, i need to be corrected
im thinkin the number 4 is actually the number 7
cant see straight, vision blurred, im infected
hunger is my sickness, i fi could id destroy this invention
for 7 hours of pain im jus yellin in vain
need to fill my stomach befor i eat a bullet, sorry Cobain
the pain is in ma gullet but it starts in ma brain
hurts like ina hole in ma head and its driven me insane

Verse 3
My imagination is goin crazy, scarin me im so hazy
visualizing things about the storys that ma mama used to tell me
seein stuff, hallucinating, i know im yung so am i aging
hunger got me trippen seeing floating islands outside of haiti
seeing things like farm houses, in winter, pigs outside jus chillen
wile the otherside has a windmill wit no breeze, simply sittin
not turnin and not changin, man hunger has me hazin
i said before, im not high, but im trippen like im blazing

Verse 4
Fianlly got my burger smashin it like a mosnter
goin Hulk im pulverizin it, smackin and im chompin
now im thirsty need somethin to take it down, wash it
not knowin what i want, why they got so many choices
so much to drink, its like they callin me wit they voices
it just be simple to get a drink wit sum fizzle
ima keep on sippin, wile i stay on ma nibblin
finally got all my meal, man hunger can really have you trippen

Hook
Hunger has got a control of me
wantin just a burger, anything witha lil grease
has me zonin out cant even get my order right
seein things so bad i cant even get my drink right.

Just want to bring this hilarious piece back up and say that if I find a decent beat for it, I will perform it.

[deejaybonez (PHP)]

Here it is

[Erduck]

Erduck
Ain't even a rapper
But I don't give a ***
My rhymes corner you like a trapper
You can't escape the current of the flow
no
Don't even try
I stay fly like my nikes
So many different doors to go through
And I have the keys
*** please
I crush you like leaves
Under my feet
In the fall
like I said before i ain't no rapper
But i still *** on you
Like I'm on the crapper

[Lietez]

Here it is

I'm gonna do this one outside the app. Looking for a decent beat and i'll drop the link when i finish.